On the Up-low

Can you stand this… the self-assured, almost taunting smirk that Senator John Edwards wears mostly every day?

I can’t.

I admit it, I just can’t deal with that smirky face.  And, it’s probably a good thing that he isn’t in the run for the presidency because I’d be too afraid that after having a 2-term president that mispronounces ALL of the words he uses, as well as having been taped doing dorky-man things, to have a president who smirks… well that may be worse than Dorky President.

 

What about an insincere man-pat following Edwards’ endorsement of Obama?

Hmm…

If you’ve seen any of the earlier Democratic debates, you remember John trying to beat-down Hillary in a WWE move called the “Slap Down.”

His angst wasn’t necessarily aimed at Obama, persay.

He also waited a VERY long time (4-5 months) to endorse a candidate. Was he waiting to see who would be winning by now?  I think so.  I also think that he doesn’t want Hillary in office (and I don’t blame him).  Mind you, this is a man who’s smirk has been seen around the world…

 It’s like he’s thinking… “Hmmm, how can *I* put the screws to Hillary?  Think, John, think. (pause)  OH YEAH… that’s it, I’ll throw my support towards Obama.  That’ll make her panties knot!”

 

 

When I’m sick, I tend to put on a station that I know will let me sleep… PBS, Disney Channel, and sometimes the news, especially when a political is talking nonstop about things that I don’t care about exactly at that minute.

Like, yesterday, for instance…

(Did I mention that I have a job interview for College Adjunct tomorrow?)

I suffered through HOURS upon HOURS of nothingontelevision-itis… trying to find SOMETHING to help me sleep… LIFETIME didn’t help (a new movie I hadn’t seen already was on)… WE television didn’t help… Discovery and History Channel… so, I ended up settling on CNN.  On the channel was Wolf Blitzer interviewing Hillary Clinton.

I found the rememdy for a 15 minute power nap interrupted by the need to get #3 son from school.

Not to bore you with my “how to find a time to nap” stories… I ended up on my bed, accompanied by Mr. Fluffy Bottom (cat) and Mr. Pain in the Bottom (#3 son).  I put on Disney and fell asleep.  FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES… only to be awaken by #3 son’s SCREAMS of adulation that his brother (#1 son) was home.

It went something like this…

“[#1 SON] IS HOME… MOMMY (slap slap) MOMMY!! HE’S HOME… HE’S HOOOOOOOOOME!”

That boy gets a better reception than ME… dammit.

If the little one could run a parade with a full marching band down to the garage when #1 gets home (and even #2 son), he’d do it.  The child LOVES his brothers…

Even though he sometimes breaks their stuff… touches everything… and chews all of their gum.

… Besides, what kind of person would I be if I didn’t occasionally bring up my ex-governor who outed himself “I’m a Gay American” in order to avoid prosecution in this money laundering/sexual harassment thing he got himself involved in while still in office.

I have mentioned, haven’t I, that I don’t care if you are gay, straight, or abstain from ALL sex.  I just care that IF you are my governor, that you do your job without scandal, lies, and deceipt.
Which is why I NEED to say this…

Former Governor James “I’m a Gay American” McGreevey is crying poor so that he won’t have to pay alimony to his wife, or child support for his daughter.

To prove his point, he may sure EVERYRONE knew that he bought his furniture at a Huffman Koos “going-out-of-business sale.” Oh boofucking hoo, Jim.  Do you think that the people of NJ give a rat’s ass where you got your furniture?  We don’t.  Why?  Because while you were the leader of our state, you put us into so much goddamn debt giving high-paying jobs to your boyfriends that you left us in a situation where our now-current governor (Gov. Assrash) is now selling our highways to businesses, which will put up toll roads to charge the shit out of us…  our unemployment rates are SUPER high… Gov. Assrash felt it was imperative for him to fire most of the state employees because of our financial situation… and our taxes have increased because there’s no money to go to the schools.

So, if you have to buy cheapish furniture ON SALE, then SO BE IT… you snooty little bastard.

And, for the record… I’ve been saying for YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS that the man was gay, even before he admitted it and his wife found out.  (I get the gold star for observation skills.)

I have a neato trick for you.  #2 son, my techy son (who finds cheats, codes, and all SORTS of neato things on the Internet) found this… Google has this SMS Google thing where (if you have free and unlimited text messaging) you can type “GOOGLE” into the phone number line (comes out like 466-459), and in the message area type something like…

Weather

And add your zip code so it reads like this

Weather 12345

You will receive a text back that will tell you the weather in YOUR area.

It’s fun.  I haven’t checked my text thing yet to see if I’m being charged for it (because we played with it for hours)… but he said that he checked and they said it was FREE.

I’m all about free (something in my DNA finds the word “free” to be a magnet)…

There are tons of commands… definitions, translations, weather, stock market, movies… etc.

The ONLY problem that I have with it is that it uses WIKI to answer the questions.  DAMN WIKI… wikipedia is NOT legit.  When are people going to realize this???

AAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK WWWWIKKKKIIIIIIIPEEEEEEEDDDDDDIIIIIAAAAA!!!

I get a RASH when someone says, “I learned this from Wikipedia.”

One last time… on any information website where you are WELCOME to change the information without it being verified is NOT A GOOD SOURCE FOR INFORMATION.

(*whew*)

Ok, I need to go cough up some lung for a few hours before #3 son comes home.  Wish me luck…