Archive for August 9th, 2007

Being crazy ain’t all that bad…

After playing the hostess-wif-the-mostess role for nearly a week, I’m on the last strand of my sanity. Although, I often wonder if being crazy is a bad thing.  My mother, on the other hand, takes every moment to ensure her superiority… like telling slanted stories about my childhood.  That I was fussy and difficult and [...]

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Is insanity a viable plea?

I’ve been trying to play happy hostess to my mother as she finishes up her business before the BIG MOVE on Saturday.  To date, I’ve heard the SAME fucking story 54,022.993 times.  She calls me four to six times (no exaggeration) from work to tell me the same shit she tells me when she gets [...]

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